Pretentious Douchebag

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Madame Death walks up to you wearing a dress. she sits down, you buy her a beer, she stinks of swamps, presses a leg against you. the bar tender sneers. you’ve got him worried, he doesn’t know if you’re a cop, a killer, a madman or an Idiot. you ask for a vodka. you pour the vodka into the top of the beer bottle. It’s one a.m. In a dead cow world. you ask her how much for head, drink everything down, it tastes like machine oil.